July 2011
1 post
When someone say Harry Potter is stupid and...
expectations-vs-reality:
Expectations:
Reality:
Submitted by mattfromhappyland
May 2011
3 posts
April 2011
25 posts
Opinion on Tangled:
fuckingwaluigi:
I just want to watch Tangled over and over
vuas:
and over omg it’s so cute
“Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It’s that time of night, lying in...”
– Allen Ginsberg (via therapybeard)
Aladdin finds a loophole...
Aladdin: Genie, I’ve got my first wish.
Genie: Alright, let’s hear it.
Aladdin: I want Princess Jasmine to lust for me non-stop.
Genie: Uh-uh, I can’t make anyone fall in love with –
Aladdin: No. Lust. Like, she wants to bang me all the time, day and night. No love required.
Genie: Oh…come on. That’s pretty much the same thing.
Aladdin: I live on the streets and my best friend is the monkey from Outbreak, you think I’m ready for a steady girlfriend?
Genie: Think you’re pretty clever, getting around my rule, huh? Well let’s see you break the other two: I won’t bring anyone back from the dead or grant you more wishes.
Aladdin: Okay, I accept I can’t bring people back from the dead. Instead, I wish for you to go back in time and grant everyone I ever cared about complete immortality, so that they never died in the first place.
Genie: Goddammit… FINE. Done. You’re down to your last wish now, Aladdin. Better make it a good one. Remember: you can’t wish for more wishes.
Aladdin: I wish for more genies.
Genie: Oh f*ck you, Al. Last time I waste my Jack Nicholson impersonation on a street rat.
Aladdin: We live in pre-Industrial Revolution Arabia. I have no idea who that is.
August 2010
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